1. In spite of the political flame throwing, Facebook is still fun.
2. Regardless of who wins, we’ll all be OK.
3. “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D” notwithstanding, the Three Laws of Thermodynamics still apply.
4. Exercise still sucks.
5. News hasn’t been news for years.
7. So is Tilda Swinton.
8. I’m the worst political pundit ever. I’m not making any political predictions because I’ve been surprised at every turn.
9. Life cereal is a gift from whatever gods there may be.
10. Emmett, the family Dachshund, is still a jackass.