If you’re not a Star Trek fan, these won’t be nearly as funny.
There I was sitting on the…
Well, never mind where I was and what I was doing at the time. That’s not important now.
Here’s my list of the top ten ways a rabid Star Trek fan could say they were on their way to the can.
- Vent some drive plasma.
- Eject the ol’ warp core.
- Dropping some friends off at the Holodeck.
- Do an emergency beam out.
- Coolant leak.
- Preventing a warp core breach.
- Emergency separation.
- Perform the Corbomite Maneuver.
- I’m heading to the Battle Bridge.
- Losing antimatter containment.