1. Just because I’m having a shitty day doesn’t mean you have to.
2. Relationships are like cell phone calls. Sometimes the connection is clear. Other times you just get dropped.
3. Why are all those clams so goddamn happy in the first place?
4. As of this moment, I’d much rather have a rhino than a rhinovirus.
5. In just a few weeks, my Prius will have been driven enough miles to have made it 0.8373280860773272 of the way to the moon.
6. I have new camera fever.
7. I have new phone fever.
8. I have a fever. (See item 4.)
9. How come I have to use a wire to charge my wireless devices? That’s not REALLY wireless. I want wireleast devices. (Yes, I know about charging pads.)
10. I wonder if Jim Kirk had to plug in his communicator at night to charge.